Tuesday, May 10, 2005

damn dirty network execs!

Rarely a week goes by that I’m not raging about some rumored remake of a Hollywood classic, recklessly spewing my bitter disgust at the utter blasphemy of it all while affirming my loyalty to the original.

Today I cry blasphemy and it doesn't even involve the uberhack, but the sin being committed may be the most grievous to date. This time we find Network Goons committing the heinous crime. I can't possibly be alone in thinking this may very well be the worst idea since Disney announced they were planning Toy Story 3 without Pixar.

Why am I so upset?

Hallmark Entertainment is just weeks away from lensing a two-part, $20 million remake of The Ten Commandments for ABC.

All I can say to you stupid bastards is:

"Wheres your Charlton Heston & Edward G Robinson now?!"

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