Jerks!

CNN.com are really pushing my buttons today.

Forget for a moment that they are a bunch of pansies that won't report any real news (but stop everything to report breaking news that turns out to be non-news). Forget for a moment that here is an entire network that could do something, ANYTHING by just asking a few hard hitting questions and exposing the posers on the hill. Forget for a moment that the best "investigative Journalism" you will find today is not at CNN but in the Weekly World News...

Forget all that.

These assholes are going after Han fucking Solo now? BASTARDS!

Okay... now that I've had some oxygen I can get to the point. On the CNN main page today under the "Entertainment" there are links to two Harrison Ford related articles. The first is one about how he used to be a carpenter and how his reputation as a hard working perfectionist craftsman has translated into the work he does as an actor. Then it goes on to describe and praise all the work and care he put into his latest film Firewall, and how concerned he is about making a good "product."

The other link is to a review of his latest film Firewall, which pretty much tears the movie to shreds calling it a steaming pile of crap--just not in those words.

Thats fine, they are welcome to love or hate his movies as they see fit... God knows Mr. Ford has been in some pretty awful movies lately. But with the tone of the first article, the review seems to only exist to make him look like a fool.

SHAME ON YOU CNN! Haha, you guys are so clever. Lets write a story about how much time Harrison Ford spent making this a movie he could be proud of and then we'll tell everyone the film sucks! Won't he look like such an ass?!

News Flash for CNN:

If I want to see Harrison Ford looking stupid I'll rent Six Days Seven Nights.

or Sabrina

or Random Hearts

or Hollywood Homicide

or I'll just have some tequila and giggle at his accent in K-19... okay I don't need any booze to laugh at his accent in that movie...

But how dare you CNN. You... Bastards!