stuff we just don't need anymore

I'm really tired of people saying "Look at me! I'm going to have my cake and eat it too!" right before they actually take a bite of cake. Last I checked there was literally one guy who has not heard or made this joke. His name is Zagreb Dimiskrikov, he lives on the northern tip of lake Baikal, and there are days I wish I could be that guy.

I'm also tired of people who are constantly bagging on organized religion. Enough already. I personally like that there are organized religions as it makes it so much easier for me to identify blowhards from a distance.

Blogs that suck need to be deleted. How do you know if you're blog sucks? If you've blogged about the greatest ordeal you've faced in life and it involves putting soft paws on your cat, your vintage corvette, or that article in People magazine that really set you off... well, you need to fuck off already.

And there is no place for people who tell a generalized group of other people to "fuck off already." It is unaccaeptable.

Speaking of cats, I miss my cat. We put soft paws on her once...

Utah politics must go. It may have to do with the fact that the town I live in considers the "left" to be only mildly psychotically arch-conservative. Actual liberals like me are considered minions satan. I try to tell people that is only my weekend gig, but I don't think they get the joke.

People who don't get jokes, especially bad jokes by a part-time wise-arse like me.

people who over-use hyphens.

People who use enough ellipsis to make Larry King want to use a comma... or something like that.

You know there is something wrong in the world when you "google" Trans Siberian Railroad and you end up with nearly as many results for the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Excuse me while I vomit. If I'm every interested in listening to filth of that ilk, I'll purchase any one of the billions and billions of Kurt Bestor or Sam Cardon albums that sit collecting dust on the shelves of the Utah used CD stores. I'd much rather support local "grabage."

People who write the word "thanks" with an X have no place in this world. And people who spell "excuse" without the first e.

One more thing that absolutely has to go are people who make lists of all the crap they are tired of instead of putting thought into an actual blog entry.