true story

At the grocery store I saw two people exchanging phone numbers, but one of them gave the other a puzzled look after glancing at the number they received.

first woman - What is this?

second woman - my phone number.

first woman - uh... how is that?

second woman - (pointing to the paper) oh, well, that's a capital 8.

That was the conversation, I kid you not. I did not see the paper with the actual number, but in my head it looks something like this:

*25-7756

Call Me!

That would be the scenario that leaves me feeling the most smug anyway.