I'm pissed!
I was so happy about my fist names until my wife told me hers were "Tony Orlando & Dawn."
But the cool thing is that if we ever get into a fight I can give her some muskrat love with my fists while she can tie a yellow ribbon around my neck and strangle me with hers. The thought alone is enough to make me want to start some shit right now...
If I wasn't confident I'd end up in traction I'd probably do it.
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Yo Bro writes:
I'm having a hard time thinking of good names for my fists. Well, I should say I'm having a hard time finding a name for my right one. What would be a good Capitain or Dawn to my Rosy?
Monti responds:
So if you got into a fight with Yo Bro, it would be bitch slapping and hair pulling, right?
HAHAHA. Now I get it.
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