my own fault for shopping at Walmart - To whom it may concern

Dear Walmart

I went to your store today and purchased two items. I stood in line for 18 minutes, but it was the fastest because it was "the express line." The people in the self checkout were not moving any faster than me since every one of them were still in the store when I left. Self checkout does not always translate to speedy checkout. I myself was in the 20 items or less line behind 8 other people who were all trying to find some way to buy more than 20 items. As I have learned the secret to exceeding the limit in the 20 items or less line at Walmart is when you get to the cashier you say "Oh I didn't realize this was 20 items or less. Silly me."

I think the people in the other line had it worse due to the jackass who was trying to find a way to split up a full shopping cart amongst his family so they could each buy 20 items... Jeez, and the 10 items or less line wasn't even open.

Since you fail to actually enforce the "20 items or less" rule the mantel falls upon the consumer to utilize the "honor system"... a plan I don't actually see working.

Sincerely,

Noodles Blunderson III