This is an actual conversation (part of a greater conversation that plumbed the depths of absolute absurdity) I had with one of this single most bizarre individuals (BZ)I have met in a very long time.
BZ - So what do you do besides S-Mart?
Me - I'm a stay at home dad.
BZ - Cool. (long pause) So... do you have kids?
Me - uh (pause) yes.
BZ - That's cool. I love kids. I have a kid.
Me - (spoken with that rather frightened hope he's not serious tone) huh.
BZ - No not yet, I don't have any kids yet but I have one on the way.
Me - okay. (moving on, walking away)
BZ - Well... (following me) actually I'm not married so I don't have a kid on the way but since I am
going to have kids I kind've have a kid on the way.
Me - No, actually you don't. Not at all.
BZ - But I'm about to get married.
Me - gee I doubt it.
BZ - I know but I want to so as soon as I ask someone so whenever that is it will be like three months
later.
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oh my, I think I just lost my faith in the general intelligence of humanity.
Me too and my faith wasn't that strong to begin with
I am faithless
Holy shit!! That's the saddest thing I've heard in ages.
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