Tuesday, November 1, 2005

you can't make me do it

If you happened to be reading CNN.com or keeping track of the activities of the European Space Agency, then I am sure that you are aware that next week they will be sending up a craft that will probe Venus.

I know there are people out there who think that I would make the obvious joke, but I refuse. Why? Because you have already made the joke in your head, and I am not as predictable as you might think. Get off my back, as I simply will not ask the question that every half-assed jokester on the planet is making right now.

If you want thoughtful observational humor stick around, but if you came here hoping I would dare ask the question - When will we probe Uranus? You can forget it. Keep moving. There's no room for you here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the latest adult film craze!!!!! "Pluto Probes Uranus"....the latest in beastiality film

(Yes I took the bait Noodles....curse you evil fiend)