Dick Cheney reportedly left the hospital after having surgery to receive a "new battery" for his pace maker. As if we didn't know this was simply another in a long line of procedures replacing Mr. Cheney's organs with robot parts. Right now in robot terms he's probably about a C-3PO without the gayness. Also instead of being fluent in 6 million forms of communication he's just an asshole. He is not yet as terrifying as a Terminator but already infinitely cooler than Short Circuit's Johnny Number 5.
Interestingly when all is said and done he will actually be more human than he is now.
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3 comments:
SCREW YOU BUCK-O !!!!!
Johnny 5 is da' shit!
-yatesbot 2000
being billed below Steve Guttenberg automatically disqualifies anyone (even robots) from being "da shit."
just so ya know.
Poor Guttenberg!
Do you think he cries at night, wondering what happened after Police Academy?
I do.
I'd probably make him a coffee if he stopped by, just the same.
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