this is funny if you are mean like me

CNN.COM reports that people have started lining up outside of historic Grauman's Chinese Theater for Star Wars Episode III. The release is seven weeks away and as of today they've been there for 5 days. Brilliant! First in line, Baby!

Only problem is that this film will not be showing at this particular theater on opening day. It will be appearing at another venue about a mile away.

With this information you might think they up and moved their line... seven weeks out they still have time get a good spot in the real line.

they are not, however, moving... Let me type that again. THEY ARE NOT MOVING!!! To be fair, there are only 11 people who are not moving, but still... they already got their wookielightsaber, makeshift awning, and their pride... misguided as it may be.

My only hope is they will see a movie no matter what on May 19th. Although I would feel silly sitting through masks, xXx - State of the Union dressed as a Storm Trooper, if you happen to be one of those individuals who can... more power to ya.

this just in!

CNN.COM is reporting that the trailer for Star Wars Episode III will premiere during and episode of The O.C. Those guys certainly have nailed their demographic, seeing how the only people stupid enough to get burned by George Lucas one more time are people who watch that show. I know the show is one of the highest rated on the FOX network so that goes a long way toward proving my theory that Americans (and quite possibly humans in general) are getting stupider by the day.

As for me, I am done giving George Lucas my money... as if he even needs it.