As soon as I opened the door I knew who they were. It doesn't take a PHD to know when you have Jehovahs Witnesses standing on your porch. Two women and a young girl had come to share with me a message from the bible. I thanked them but told them no.
They asked me if the reason I was not interested was because I was not religous. I told them I was plenty religious and pointed out the little church where I attend Unitarian Universalist services every other week.
"Unitarian?" asked the first woman, "what is that?"
Before I could say anything, the second woman, threw her hands in the air, turned around, and started down my walk. "Oh Forget it!" she called. "Lets go."
