How is it that the only people who actually "cry like a little girl" are men?
When will people stop referring to a large quantity as a butt-load? My own butt doesn't hold all that much... nothing that would require any heavy lifting. I don't get it.
How can something be "boring as hell?" Hell is likely many, many things but boring is something I can't imagine it ever being.
I work with a guy who is a full on "garment gangsta" (my own phrase, thank you). He tries to be gangsta and good Mormon at the same time. Be who you want to be, I am all for that. especially if whatever you are will provide me with hours of side-splitting entertainment... yes I am a bastard. All I want to say dude, is either swear or don't swear. If I hear this guy utter the word sheeeiz one more time I just might be forced to lay the smack down on your candy asp.
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