my oh my

Today was a big day for me. It was Martha Stewart day.

I've recently been avoiding TV news because of this strange notion I had that Ms. Stewart would be so hot after being in prison. Don't get me wrong, this is not an idea that exactly appealed to me.

I finally bit the bullet and risked seeing her on TV. She was standing outside of her greenhouse holding lemons which were the thing she apparently missed most in the big house (yeah, right... snicker, snicker). This was followed by a segment concerning her triumphant return, highlighted by a speech to her employees promoting family values. I've seen enough women in prison movies to understand why she might feel that way... I've seen enough women in prison movies... never mind.

As for that kooky notion... the good news is I couldn't have been more wrong.

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AOL News reported an "explosive day in Jackson trial." To this I say "AOL News, don't EVEN tease me like that! It's not nice. Talk about getting my hopes up.

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My theory that America is getting dumber received even more credibility this weekend when The Pacifier was the top draw at the box office pulling in more than 30 meellion dollars. Is it me or should people who pay money to see this kind of movie be forced to see The Euthanizer? In a truly just society, these sad fools would face a punishment that would be a true deterrent... like being forced to read my lame-ass blog.