Saturday, April 23, 2005

the price for watching/reading the "news"

Yesterday I saw “news” reporting Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are no longer talking. This was really exciting until I discovered that they are only not talking to each other.

CNN.Com is reporting that scientists have finally solved the mystery of unpopped popcorn… I didn’t think I’d see it in my lifetime! Oh the marvels of science, will they never cease?

The bad news is they only have discovered why certain kernels don’t pop. They have yet to develop a way to eliminate the “old maids” all together… Perhaps my children will live to see that wonder…

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