Friday, April 8, 2005

this nations most important duck

Cnn.com reports that a duck has built a nest in a mulch pile near the entrance of the Treasury Department. As Tourists are beginning to take interest the Secret Service has taken this duck under their wing... er, so to speak... lending a protective hand to a duck protecting its eggs.

If you think I am going on a tirade here about how government resources are being allocated in such a ridiculous endeavor... WRONG! I am actually quite glad that the good old Secret Service has something worth protecting for a change.

On the other hand, the people in the Treasury Department who have suggested names for the mamma mallard such as "Quacks Reform," "T-bill," and "Duck Cheney," should all be shot.

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