Monday, April 4, 2005

the nerve

A new reader to my blog wants to know where I get the nerve to be so mean to people on the Internet.

Fact is... I do it because I'm bulletproof. Who can touch me? Nobody has anything on me!

I have yet to meet anyone who has the ammo to take on a thirty-something college washout who works three nights a week at S-mart and also happens to be short and chubby.


Hell, if you got the guns, its not like I'm hard to find.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

eyejay says -

why are you so mean to me? Stop posting about my private emails or I'll tell everyone what happened on saturday...yeah, I had my eye on you, I know you went to .............................. WALMART!!!! Yeah that's right! I watched you! I saw you there! Now be nice! I have the dirt on you!

Mr. Blunderson said...

you'd better have pictures to back up those threats!

Can you send me glossies?