Tuesday, April 12, 2005

true story

As soon as I opened the door I knew who they were. It doesn't take a PHD to know when you have Jehovahs Witnesses standing on your porch. Two women and a young girl had come to share with me a message from the bible. I thanked them but told them no.

They asked me if the reason I was not interested was because I was not religous. I told them I was plenty religious and pointed out the little church where I attend Unitarian Universalist services every other week.

"Unitarian?" asked the first woman, "what is that?"

Before I could say anything, the second woman, threw her hands in the air, turned around, and started down my walk. "Oh Forget it!" she called. "Lets go."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yo Bro says -

Mormons like to say that their priesthood (a.k.a. authority of god) acts like a shield. Well, your godless UU chalice protected you from Jay Dubs *way* better than the Mo priesthood ever did, eh? :)